I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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