-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

So a horse walks into a barn.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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