- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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