How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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