1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

i have yougurt mit traktor

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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