- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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