- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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