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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

24 Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

whats green and lives in the water

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times