- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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