- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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