Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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