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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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