- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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