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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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