Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

this website is a bad joke

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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