- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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