How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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