what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Who is it?

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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