- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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