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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How old are you? 7

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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