- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Tunechi

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Cripples are lame.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Obama = ebola

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