- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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