Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Knock knock Go away

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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A blind man watches TV

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HOLY COW!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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