So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Black People

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Stephen Hawking

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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