What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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