- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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