A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Nickelback

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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