- Anti Joke

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A jew enters a mall.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats green? The color green.