There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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