Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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