- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what this: b a dead one of these: p

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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