Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Women's rights.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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