What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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