- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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