- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Phew... it's gone.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Go away still nothing to see

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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