- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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