a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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black chicken. kfc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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