- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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