Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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