- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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