Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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