What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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