Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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pobody's nerfect

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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