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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Make me famous

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Make me famous

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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The Anti Joke Book

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** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.