- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A van drives into a car.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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