- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Knock Knock.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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