Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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I asked her where you were.

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haha

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black people swimming

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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PENIS lol

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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