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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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