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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Your mother is so fat.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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