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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's half of 8? o

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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