- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

haha black people :D

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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