- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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