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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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