- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

SUCK MY NUTS

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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