- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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