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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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