A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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