- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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