- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

One, two, three, four and five

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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