whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Matt is a Duster!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Weaner

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Ms Leong Sux

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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