An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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