what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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