Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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women's rights

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What is cowboy say

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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