- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

I'm tired.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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