- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

these are shit

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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