My spelling is horrible

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock Knock Who's there

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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