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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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