- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Oh s***

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

my wife out of the kitchen

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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