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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

thomas!!!!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Anti Joke

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