What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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