How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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