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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What page are you on The gay page.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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