- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

No it doesnt..

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.